Seagulls On Speed

YOU'LL BELIEVE A BIRD CAN FRY!

THE BOOK

YOU'LL BELIEVE A BIRD CAN FRY!

 

In a lonely seaside town Gasmark, a desperate down-on-his-luck chef, hatches a hair-brained scheme to substitute seagulls for burgers as a new

delicacy to boost business in order to pay off a psychotic loan shark.

 

With the help of  some friends, the unlikely seagull scam soon takes off and business booms.

 

Inevitably, their success attracts the attention of a suspicious Health Inspector, who begins a game of

cat-and-mouse in order to expose the enterprise; culminating in a chaotic

car chase after a runaway burger van towards the cliffhanger ending on the cliffs overlooking Folkestone.

"Incredibly well written and funny.  A very dark comedy"

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TESTIMONIALS

"A wonderful work of humour"

- John Otway Singer/Songwriter

 

TESTIMONIALS

"A wonderful work of humour"

- John Otway Singer/Songwriter

BIO

Graeme Scarfe was born in the 1960's, educated in the comprehensive system in the 1970's & 1980's and graduated from Bournemouth University in the 1990's.

At various times he has worked as a music journalist, sound recordist, stand-up comedian and teacher of Film and Media.  He wrote the original screenplay for the British Horror film 'Lighthouse' and is presently writing the follow-up to ‘Seagulls On Speed’ featuring the same characters, entitled ‘The Grapes of Ralph’.   

 

A member of the Writer’s Guild of Great Britain, and represented by The Tennyson Agency, he is married with two children and lives in Sussex.

 

Other books by the same author include Arable Farm, a children's novel for 8+ years, available from Blurb.co.uk

 

CONTACT

Graeme is currently represented by The Tennyson Agency who handle all enquiries regarding his scripts. For further business information please contact:

Tel: +44 (0) 20 8543 5939 | letterbox@tenagy.co.uk

The TENNYSON AGENCY 109 Tennyson Avenue, New Malden, Surrey KT3 6NA, UK.

For all non-business related queries regarding Seagulls On Speed, please e-mail seagullsonspeed@gmail.com 

 
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